Ear Biscuits with Rhett & Link

We rank different airport experiences to determine what would actually be the worst time at the airport.

We give our food opinions on these Reddit posts.

We listen to your voicemails and give advice on some very unique problems.

We hear more about Link's hill to die on.

We judge relationship behaviors and determine if they are red, green, or beige flags.

We hear all about Rhett's trip to Italy and his controversial take on Italian food.

We answer your voicemails and Rhett spills all about how Jessie almost lost her finger!

We spill all about our recent trip to Alaska from seeing the northern lights to dog sledding!

Rhett tells all about how he survived scuba diving in a pitch black cave!

Link talks about his dining experience in Japan.

We offer advice to Mythical Beasts stuck in awkward situations.

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The time has come, dear Ear Biscuiteer. In this episode, Rhett & Link are going through your favorite episodes, their favorite memories, and making a one stop shop anthology of the top Ear Biscuits episodes throughout the years. A huge thank you to YOU for listening. We bid you adieu… for now.

It's that time of year again! In this episode, Rhett & Link are going through their top 10 moments of the year, and what a year it has been. Thank you to OURA for sponsoring part of this episode. Discover how OURA can help you better understand your long-term health and wellness at ouraring.com/ear.

Almost two years to the day, it’s happened again. In this episode, Rhett & Link catch up after spending Thanksgiving apart – with Link having a mountain biking accident, and Rhett having an eventful plane ride home, courtesy of his dogs. Thanks to OURA for sponsoring part of this episode. Discover how OURA can help you better understand your long-term health and wellness at ouraring.com/ear.

Lots of alligators. In this episode, Rhett & Link find out what wacky Florida man story happens on their birth date, Link tells an interesting story from his college days where he took a blind woman through Wisconsin, and they talk about their admiration for funeral directors. Discover how OURA can help you better understand your long-term health and wellness at ouraring.com/EAR. Leave us a voicemail at 1-888-EARPOD-1 for a chance to be featured on the show!

That is NOT what you expect to hear at a magic show. In this episode, Link catches Rhett up about his latest rendezvous to the Magic Castle where he retells a wild story. Plus, the two decide what their favorite decade was and why, as well as give some pointers to combat someone trying to rage-bait you. Thank you to Oura for sponsoring a portion of today's episode. Discover how Oura can help you better understand your health and sleep. ouraring.com/ear Leave us a voicemail at 1-888-EARPOD-1 for a chance to be featured on the show!

As much as we try, we just can’t seem to make this podcast suck. In this episode, Rhett & Link tangent their way across a multitude of subjects to see if they can make the podcast boring, but it proves impossible. They talk about the three Ps to be Rhett’s friend, other criteria for close friends, as well as how it went for Link meeting some of his music idols. Watch the GMMore about Link & The Alchemist ⁠HERE⁠. Leave us a voicemail at 1-888-EARPOD-1 for a chance to be featured on the show!

We may be cooked, but we are so dialed in. In this episode, Rhett & Link get into the different times they’ve been tricked by A.I. videos, whether or not southern hospitality still exists, what happens when people recognize them in public, and talk to a caller’s ex directly to see if it’s worth getting back together. Leave us a voicemail at 1-888-EARPOD-1 for a chance to be featured on the show!

We are so totally locked in. In this episode, Rhett & Link talk about why brunch has the best sense of community, whether or not Rhett should golf in a more professional sense, and if either one would be an avid contestant for Dancing with the Stars. Plus, how managing attraction to others plays a role in relationships, with a surprise call from Jessie! Leave us a voicemail at 1-888-EARPOD-1 for a chance to be featured on the show! Start saving in 2 minutes by setting up an account at https://www.chime.com/ear

Honk, honk! In this episode, Rhett & Link explore the world of road rage, as well as the proper comebacks to throw at not-so-nice surfers, and no surprise to anyone, it devolves into quite the topic, but we are very firm on our stance, here. Plus, we hear from some of you and how you’re processing the big announcement. Leave us a voicemail at 1-888-EARPOD-1 for a chance to be featured on the show!

If we know two things about Link, it’s that he loves music and he loves lesbians. In this episode, Link talks about his experience at All Things Go in Maryland, known as the lesbian Coachella, and Rhett rejoices over his golf tournament win. Plus, an update from Jenna on how her ACL surgery went, as well as who would they haunt if they became ghosts – spooky! Leave us a voicemail at 1-888-EARPOD-1 for a chance to be featured on the show! Get 20% off mattresses and an extra $50 off with promo code EAR at https://www.leesa.com/. Start saving in 2 minutes at http://chime.com/ear

He’s okay, y’all! In this episode, Rhett & Link go through the series of events and the emotional ride of Rhett needing to have a heart procedure – from the onset to the worry to getting it done and recovery. Plus, a very big announcement. Leave us a voicemail at 1-888-EARPOD-1 for a chance to be featured on the show!

Nick, you know who you are. In this episode, Rhett & Link give a runner the motivation he needs to keep going, we get a glimpse into ACL surgery, as well as a few updates and callbacks from earlier episodes. Plus, a thoughtful look into overcoming plans that don’t work out the way we intend. Leave us a voicemail at 1-888_EARPOD-1 for a chance to be featured on the show! Get a $75 job credit when you use Sponsored Jobs at https://indeed.com/ears

It’s that time again – it’s Sextember! This is your disclaimer, nothing is off limits, so mind your ears, if need be. In this episode, Rhett & Link are answering questions – from the wildest places they’ve done the deed to some cringey moments to some… advice.. on getting out of a dryspell. It’s all fun and games, but it’s also honest and true – so take what you will! Leave us a voicemail at 1-888-EARPOD-1 for a chance to be featured on the show! Get 20% off mattresses plus an extra $50 off when you use code EAR at checkout at https://www.leesa.com/

And, we would definitely Bend, Oregon. In this episode, Rhett & Link are reminiscing over their recent trip with their college buddies to the great Pacific Northwest. From ATV riding through pine forests and black sands to going down river rapids altogether on a gigantic paddleboard to all the camaraderie in between, it’s got everything you want in a story. Leave us a voicemail at 1-888-EARPOD-1 for a chance to be featured on the show! It takes two minutes to start saving! Open up a checking account at https://www.chime.com/ear

Totally tangential, y’all. In this episode, Rhett & Link discuss what tactics they use to cope with anxieties, what animal they think should replace humans if we ever went extinct, and get into various tangents about friends with benefits, California slang words, things stuck in Rhett’s mustache, and a long-winded conversation with a lot of initials. Leave us a voicemail at 1-888-EARPOD-1 for a chance to be featured on the show. Get a $75 job credit at https://indeed.com/ears

Rhett is so, so sorry. In this episode, Rhett is giving apologies for incorrect facts, Link, listeners, and all of Bosnia – but he gets an apology back from a fan! Plus, Link gets some feedback on his moments of bluntness, and gives some killer recommendations on songs to listen to during a breakup. Again, we’re very sorry. Leave us a voicemail at 1-888-EARPOD-1 for a chance to be featured on the show! Download the Klarna app or visit https://klarna.com/ to get started.

You never want to cross The Muppets out loud, so naturally, we’re telling a story that does just that. In this episode, Rhett & Link uncover an untold story about Link and some muppeteers, find out what a blind person thinks they look like, the qualities that make up a perfect friend group, as well as dissecting whether or not impact or intent matters more.

Season 2 has officially started! In this episode, Rhett & Link talk about their creative process and approach for WonderHole Season 2, as well as what they learned from season 1, how that informed the new season, as well as what they learned about themselves as creators along the way. Leave us a voicemail at 1-888-EARPOD-1 for a chance to featured on the show! Klarna is the better way to save. Download the Klarna app or visit https://klarna.com/ to get started.

Rhett loves a walled city, and he loves a botanical garden. In this episode, Rhett & Link discuss Rhett’s July break of going to Croatia – where he learned a lot of history, witnessed a protest, took a dangerous boat ride, and fed his soul. Plus, some time spent in North Carolina just being, instead of doing. Leave us a voicemail at 1-888-EARPOD-1 for a chance to be featured on the show! Download the Klarna app or visit klarna.com to get started. Go to https://hellofresh.com/ear10fm to get 10 free meals and one free protein for new subscribers.

If you make it through the first 17 minutes, you’ll hear all about Link’s trip to Ireland! In this episode, Link talks about driving in Ireland, the magical wonder that is professional Irish Sheepherding, as well as their voyages to the smaller Irish Islands. Also, Rhett has quite the throat tickle, so don’t skip over that. Please. Leave us a voicemail at 1-888-EARPOD-1 for a chance to be featured on the show! Get a $75 job credit at https://indeed.com/ears Download the Klarna app or learn more at https://www.klarna.com/

Don’t worry, Rhett, you’re not alone. In this episode, Rhett gets some assurance that his “accident” happens to other people, too. Plus, Rhett & Link go over a tough would you rather about negative comments, as well as a deep discussion on whether it’s morally okay to use Chat GPT to write an apology for you. Leave a voicemail at 1-888-EARPOD-1 to be featured on the show! Setting up a Chime Account takes 2 minutes at https://www.chime.com/ear Get free shipping and 365-day returns at http://quince.com/ear

Don’t do these things! In this episode, Rhett & Link are giving multiple PSAs – from speakerphones in public to perfect beard trimming to bad breath. Plus, Rhett talks about a plane passenger that nearly sent him over the edge – was he right in his thinking? Leave us a voicemail at 1-888-EARPOD-1 for a chance to be featured on the show.

You know, it is cool to be healthy. In this episode, Rhett & Link talk about how they take their daily pills, as well as exploring their facial nerves. Plus, a little PSA on swallowing… and no, not like that! Leave a voicemail at 1-888-EARPOD-1 for a chance to be featured on the show! Get 10 free meals and a free protein for life for new customers at https://hellofresh.com/ear10fm

We are so freaking proud! In this episode, Rhett & Link talk about college graduations – from Rhett’s nephews to Link’s daughter Lily. Plus, Link & Lily’s terribly organized move out day that follows graduation, including some lessons learned along the way. Leave us a voicemail at 1-888-EARPOD-1 to be featured on the show! Signing up for Chime takes 2 minutes! Go to https://www.chime.com/ear Get a $75 job credit at https://indeed.com/ears

Boy, are these juicy! In this episode, Rhett & Link talk about some crazy family secrets, as well as a few of their own and thoughts on lineage. Plus, they hear a follow up from a previous caller, and talk about what brings them comfort, since GMM brings so many others comfort in their own lives. Leave us a voicemail and potentially be featured on the show by calling 1-888-EARPOD-1!

A two party system for birthdays? Sign us up! In this episode, Rhett & Link talk about the two different birthday parties Link has – the friends and the dads – as well as give some reviews for the recent films they’ve seen. Plus, they react to a woman who doesn’t realize she’s colorblind, as well as create their leading man personas. Leave us a voicemail and be featured on the show at 1-888-EARPOD-1! Get 10 free meals and a free item for life for new customers at https://hellofresh.com/ear10fm

Oh, Rhett… In this episode, Rhett & Link talk about a recent wedding they went to wear Rhett has an unhappy accident, the two go over the things people from North Carolina and South Carolina disagree on, and they go head to head in an intuition challenge to see if they are truly on the same wavelength. Leave us a voicemail at 1-888-EARPOD-1! Setup a Chime checking account in just two minutes at https://www.chime.com/ear Get 50% a lifetime membership at https://rosettastone.com/ear

We can all afford to be humbled sometimes, but four times in one weekend? In this episode, Rhett talks about his trip back to North Carolina where he had a literal handful of humbling experiences, including a wild plane ride. Plus, Link recounts his romantic getaway for his 25th wedding anniversary in Big Sur, where he has quite the massage experience. Leave us a voicemail at 1-888-EARPOD-1! Get a $75 sponsored job credit at https://indeed.com/ears

We’re in a freaking book! In this episode, Rhett & Link read excerpts from a romance novel that features GMM, recount a hilarious tale of flatulence and fame featuring a Jonas brother, and hilariously scream in a way that no one really wants to hear. Plus, a deep conversation about friendships and how to navigate them. Unloved by Peyton Corinne

Oh man, it happens to the best of us, but how do you say something? In this episode, Rhett & Link discuss a work meeting that had them squeamish, decide whether or not Florida counts as a Southern state, and give some ideas for those who are chronically late. Plus, can we as humans truly be altruistic?

It’s a very special Ear Biscuits! In this episode, Link is flying completely solo, as he goes through some of his record collection, talking about the ones that mean a lot to him, a few favorites, but all with a story and a connection. It’s his happy place, and we hope it’s yours, too! Check out the special playlist HERE.

They say the average time it takes to break a habit is 66 days! In this episode, Rhett & Link talk about their bad habits they’d like to break, infer a little bit about girl code, and come up with some ways to avoid hugging your boss. Plus, we learn the ending to the baby girl debate! Get 15% off plus a free gift for new customers (purchase over $75) by using code EAR at https://huel.com/ear Get free shipping and 365 day returns at http://quince.com/ear

The boys are back together! In this episode, Rhett talks about his father-son trip to Peru with Shepherd – facing his fear of heights, eating interesting cuisine, and taking so. Many. Dog. Pics. Plus, a little glimpse into Link’s own father-son weekend at Coachella – and a water fight? Get a $75 sponsored job credit at https://indeed.com/ears Get the right life insurance for you at http://selectquote.com/ear

Jenna, how could you not tell Link who your friend was?! In this episode, Link and Jenna talk about music they like that’s their guilty pleasure, an old friend of Jenna’s that has Link freaking out, and how to practice being more vulnerable. Plus, a little discussion on their tattoos.Get 10 free meals and one free item for life from HelloFresh for new members at https://hellofresh.com/ear10fm

The Amazing Jessie McLaughlin joins the show! In this episode, Rhett & Jessie are talking about their social lives, how they prepare for spring, and whether or not they code switch. Plus, if it’s okay to eat another woman’s desserts and dealing with not so great acquaintances.Get 10 free meals and a free high-protein item for life at https://hellofresh.com/hellofreshpodcast

Word on the street is, one of us is baby girl. In this episode, Link is talking about his trip to Seattle filled with food and record shopping, they debate who is more “babygirl” than the other, and whether or not they have any traits that are weird enough to be deemed “serial killer.”Start your Chime Checking Account in 2 minutes at https://www.chime.com/ear

*Trigger warning – talks of depression and suicide.* In this episode, Rhett is solo while Link is on Spring Break – and is joined by Brittney Hartley, an atheist spiritual director and creator/author of No Nonsense Spirituality. They dive a bit deeper into deconstruction, what it’s like from not only a woman’s perspective, but a former Mormon, and how to reframe the world “spiritual” when you live a secular life. Get a $75 job credit at https://indeed.com/ears

Is there any better feeling than getting recognized by the one and only Pedro Pascal? In this episode, Rhett & Link talk about their celebrity encounters at SXSW – from the shocking to the slightly embarrassing – as well as their other hoodwinks on the trip. Plus, why they think getting a motorcycle isn’t the best idea, and how to get respect from the people you work with. Oh, and Link’s still salty about not meeting Elmo.